Two nights ago I was laying in bed with a girl. I had just gotten my knob slobbed, so I was feeling pretty, pretty good. For reasons I can not remember, I was patting her on her head while we(I) basked in our post-cshot bliss. Here is what transpired:
Her: I feel like a little girl with you patting my head.
Me:You're not the first little girl I've patted on the head in this bed.
Her: ugh.......more pedophilia jokes.
I was quite proud of my joke, and spent a good 30 seconds laughing at myself. Afterwards I thought to myself; where does this come from? How did I acquire this quick wit? When and where did I develop it? And why is it so often used in sick and twisted ways?
2 comments:
Umm, did you forget I read this blog too? Barf! Suffering!
Get over yourself girlfriend!!!
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