Monday, July 7, 2008

Fake Cake


Quiz:

I will give you 4 lines from a Cake song. Pick the fake song lyric.


"The Distance"

a. the fans get up and they get out of town

b. assail him, impale him with monster-truck force

c. they deftly muscle and tussle, over the course

d. bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse


"Never There"

a. Take the time to get to know me

b. If you want me why not paint me?

c. Were always on this roller coaster

d. If you want me why cant you get closer?


"Short Skirt/Long Jacket"

a. I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

b. I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity

c. I want a girl with shoes that cut

d. I want a girl with the milk kept shut


"Short Skirt/Long Jacket" **this song is so absurd, i had to use it twice

a. She wants a tree house in the yard

b. And eyes that burn like cigarettes

c. With fingernails that shine like justice

d. Shes touring the facility and picking up slack

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