Yesterday I received the new Playboy in the mail. Here are the published reactions to the infamous Chad Kroeger interview.
"Thank you for the Playboy Interview with Chad Kroeger. I have always hated Nickelback, and Kroeger is even more willfully ignorant and hopelessly shallow than I had expected. His narcissism comes through in the insipid lyrics of his brand of whiny rock. Anybody who boasts that much about the size of his penis or his sexual prowess must be impotent in some very meaningful ways."
"Kroeger has his demographic, and let's leave it at that. I had to stop this painful read about a half dozen questions in. I can finally say I bought an issue of Playboy for the pictorials."
"I figured I would read the interview and discover that Kroeger is a regular joe. But his classless remark about his fiancee being 'good with the pole' is enough to induce nausea. You wouldn't hear a genuine superstar like Gene Simmons talk smack like that. Kroeger should go back to avoiding the media."
"Kroeger's success proves there is no God. I am mildly surprised, however, to learn Kroeger doesn't like Creed. Considering it was Creed's demise that made Nickelback the worst band in the world, you'd think Kroeger would be first in line for a Creed reunion."
"I hate Nickelback but respect how hard Kroeger has worked. However, I find it hard to believe someone as macho as he is can perform a song as schmaltzy as If Everyone Cared."
"I suppose there is some value in preserving Kroeger's hooey for posterity. Personally, I don't give a damn. Just tell me how it ends."
"Before reading your interview I knew nothing about Nickelback. After reading the interview I have no desire to learn anything more."
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