Thursday, May 1, 2008

Medicine Balls = Gayer than Ever!!






According to the fascist business analyst George DeMornschild, the number one selling home fitness equipment for homosexual men is, you guessed it, the medicine ball. Medicine Balls have been used by athletes since Ancient Greece but their popularity with gay men arose in the early 20th century when they were prominently featured in homosexual fetish videos. The popularity of the medicine ball continues through the currently century as men become more concerned with their abs. DeMornschild also sees a direct relationship between the rise in homosexuality and the continued sales growth of the medicine ball. Sales of medicine balls slowed in the 1960s as they were deemed unpatriotic after David Ferrie used the balls to train his army of Cuban refugees. Despite the setback, medicine balls bounced back in the 1970s and the industry continues to prosper today.

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