Last week I got my haircut in between some work appointments. Although I was sporting the shirt and tie, i really needed a haircut, so I hit up NJ's finest HairCuttery. The cut was fine but the 'stylist' could not get the hair off my shirt. The giant bib they put on you doesn't offer adequate protection. Blasting me with hair dryer couldn't totally clean me off. After a minute of that, i gave up, despite the hair strewn across my blue dress shirt. Naturally, my apathy towards this made me think of Big Punisher.
"Little brown hairs everywhere"
"
You nasty twin"
"I don't care."
*Subcomment: If you're an obese singer, it seems like opera and rap are your only options. Ex. Big Pun, Fat Joe, Pavarotti, Heavy D, The other two tenors, Biggie, PM Dawn, Biz Markie, The Fat Boys, Bubba Sparxxx, and Sir Mix-A-Lot.
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