On Friday I stopped off at McDonalds for an Egg McMuffin. I normally just go with an artery-clogging sambo and whatever that liquid is they call orange juice (its is not orange drink, but there are certainly no oranges found in it....its more of a watered down Sunny D, usually room temperature and served in a Happy Meal cup). Anyway, they sold me on getting a combo, which meant I was eating a hashbrown. I didn't want to get my hands greasy, so I started eating the hashbrown like a sickening, greasy potato Push Pop. At one point while driving, I bit down and then saw I had chomped some wrapper along with the hash brown. I paused. I had three choices.
1. Spit the whole bite out.
2. Reach my fingers in my mouth and pull out the paper.
3. Swallow.
Reason #453 I know I am fat? I chose 3.
1 comment:
I agree with your decision to Stee.
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