Chad Kroeger

Yesterday I received the new Playboy in the mail. Here are the published reactions to the infamous Chad Kroeger interview.

"Thank you for the Playboy Interview with Chad Kroeger. I have always hated Nickelback, and Kroeger is even more willfully ignorant and hopelessly shallow than I had expected. His narcissism comes through in the insipid lyrics of his brand of whiny rock. Anybody who boasts that much about the size of his penis or his sexual prowess must be impotent in some very meaningful ways."

"Kroeger has his demographic, and let's leave it at that. I had to stop this painful read about a half dozen questions in. I can finally say I bought an issue of Playboy for the pictorials."

"I figured I would read the interview and discover that Kroeger is a regular joe. But his classless remark about his fiancee being 'good with the pole' is enough to induce nausea. You wouldn't hear a genuine superstar like Gene Simmons talk smack like that. Kroeger should go back to avoiding the media."

"Kroeger's success proves there is no God. I am mildly surprised, however, to learn Kroeger doesn't like Creed. Considering it was Creed's demise that made Nickelback the worst band in the world, you'd think Kroeger would be first in line for a Creed reunion."

"I hate Nickelback but respect how hard Kroeger has worked. However, I find it hard to believe someone as macho as he is can perform a song as schmaltzy as If Everyone Cared."

"I suppose there is some value in preserving Kroeger's hooey for posterity. Personally, I don't give a damn. Just tell me how it ends."

"Before reading your interview I knew nothing about Nickelback. After reading the interview I have no desire to learn anything more."

Train

Last night I was thinking about the most influential band of our generation. This, of course, is Train. After some introspective thinking about Pat Monahan's lyrics, I had an idea to replace the train in Magic Kingdom with a Train train. As the Train train would travel around the Magic Kingdom it would make all of its usual stops, but it would be replaced with a Train theme. Here is my vision:

The journey begins at beginning of Main St. USA, which will now be called Train St. USA. As "Calling All Angels" plays, the train takes off, first stop, Frontier Land.

In addition to Splash Mountain, Tom Sawyer's Island and Big Thunder Mountain, Frontier Land also houses the park's premier restaurant, Drops of Jupiter. The staff loyally adheres to their motto: Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken? Drops of Jupiter offers healthy fare, including the best soy latte that you've ever had. But its not just about the food, there are plenty of opportunities for fun while you dine. Highlights include:

Checking out mozart while you do tae-bo

Dancing along to the light of day, before heading back to the milky way.

Next stop is Mickey's Toontown Fair where everyone can Meet Virginia. Things to know about Virginia:

**She doesnt own a dress, her hair is always a mess

If you catch her stealin, she wont confess

Shes beautiful
She smokes a pack a day, oh wait, thats me but anyway

**She never compromises, loves babies and surprises

Wears hi-heels when she exercises

Her daddy wrestles alligators, mama works on carburetors

Her brother is a fine mediator for the president

**She only drinks coffee at midnight, when the moment is not

Right, her timing is quite-unusual
You see her confidence is tragic, but her intuition magic

And the shape of her body - unusual

Finally, the Train train returns back to Train St. USA and its time to begin our day at the Magic Kingdom.

Look At This Photograph

When I'm abroad, what do I miss most? Monster Trucks, Big Tits, and cheesey Rock Music.

Yeah!!!!!

Kick ass Chad!!!!